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Hang Over Cures!

So your hung over?

Hang Over Cures!

Don't end up like this!!! lol

What to do?

 

Do you remember how you got here?,

well try these remedies and best of luck…

FIRST LETS START BY SAYING,  DO NOT eat anything you would not eat under normal conditions! You dont want CHORRO!

MORE BOOZE: Drinking a little more alcohol in the morning – be it a Michelada or otherwise – might provide the mild numbing effect to ease you back.  But you should fight that temptation, because you just might end up with another drinking disaster.

Anything with “hangover” in the name: If it says it cures hangovers, it doesn’t cure hangovers.  The best part of these pills and powders is the water you’re drinking to chase them down.  Some products recommend a full glass with each dose.  The more water the better.  Yet none of these potions are more effective than a multivitamin, which itself is only marginally useful.

Good breakfast: A good meal can do wonders, particularly if you have it while drinking.  But there’s still hope the next morning.  CHILAQUILES are my number one suggestion! Eggs contain cysteine, which in theory could help the liver breakdown the toxin acetaldehyde, a byproduct from the previous night’s abuse.  No studies support this, though.  Bananas and kiwi replenish the body with the potassium it craves, lost during the many trips to the toilet the night before.  The fructose in fruit and juice doesn’t seem to be a magic bullet, but juice does hydrate, which is helpful.  Burnt toast, often recommended, won’t work.  The burnt carbon isn’t the same as activated carbon and doesn’t filter alcohol.

Headache pills: Ah, your headache is gone.  But your liver took most of the abuse, particularly if you are using acetaminophen, as is found in Tylenol. Acetaminophen is by far the most common cause of liver failure in the United States, and combined with alcohol it can be deadly. One or two pills are usually safe, depending on the amount of alcohol in your system.  Aspirin can be helpful before sleep and upon rising with plenty of water, but only in moderation. Aspirin, a blood thinner like alcohol, spares your liver but increases the risk of bleeding in your stomach and gastrointestinal tract. If your body is sensitive to aspirin, it will hate it while drunk.

Coffee: Well, you cured one of the symptoms.  You’re awake.  Only now you’re intensely aware you have a hangover.  Coffee, a vasoconstrictor, temporarily can improve your headache by decreasing the size of blood vessels.  This counteracts the effects of alcohol, bringing you closer to equilibrium.  Then again, coffee can make you edgy and actually can cause headaches for some people.  Also, like alcohol, coffee is a diuretic, making you even more dehydrated and increasing the severity of the hangover.  When the caffeine wears off, you will be even more tired.

Better genes: If you’re lucky, you might among the elite 23 percent of the human gene pool with a natural resistance to hangovers, according to a study published in 2008 in Current Drug Abuse Reviews.  Then again, you might be worse off without the protective warning that hangovers offer.  The same study found that people who overestimate the level they can drink without getting a hangover are more prone to alcoholism.  No pain, no gain.

Propranolol: Propranolol is beta-blocker drug for hypertension that also is commonly used to relieve hangover pain.  The bad news is that it doesn’t work, according to numerous studies.  The good news is that you wasted your money on Propranolol instead of more booze.

Sleep: Sleep is the best cure for a hangover, but for many people this is a luxury.  Who has time to sleep when you have to work the next day or, worse, have to clean up from the party and get the smell of human urine out of the sofa?

Keep water handy, before, during and after . . or you just might end up like these hot drunken messes. Make sure to hydrate your body as soon as possible. Do not eat too fast or it will come out as fast as it goes in and try not to spill the drinks of this could be you! . . . .

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