You cannot re-heat chicken more than twice! (Pues, con razon i got sick!)
Ants never sleep. (REAL Hustlers! jaja)
A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds. (Yea, and so does the LAST guy I dated!)
The reported percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%. (Y el otro 20%?? Cochinas!)
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. (Asi que no se justifiquen con, “Que me PARTA UN RAYO que…….”)
Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off. (Hay que tirar la Chankla with FORCE!)
If you add up the numbers 1-100 consecutively (1+2+3+4+5 etc) the total is 5050. (WHO CARES GUEY!)
Dolphins sleep with one eye open. (I can relate.. there are A LOT of SHARKS AROUND!)
… and on that note, como dice mi mama LARGATE A DORMIR &%#$@!(GOODNIGHT!)
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